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dress in all flesh colored clothing, paint a dark line down the middle of your face, paint your lips a brown color. When someone asks what you are, pucker up your lips and tell them you are their a**hole.

go completely naked except for a pair of boots – you are Puss in Boots.

If yer fat, a bikini.

Go naked, and on roller skates. Tell them you’re a pull toy.

a pregnant nun, a priest with a sign that says " will pray for little boys", an old man with a boner, bin laden with a sign that says " I love NY"

Buck teeth and hideous make-up in a pageant dress…

Dress as Madonna, Britnany Spears, they are in bad taste in my opinion!

paint ur face and hands black like they used to do way back in the day in movies if ur black then paint ur self white like a pasty white with freckles

dress as a sloppy drunk. put a lampshade on your head.

Just go buy some clothes from the Thrift Store that date back to the 60′s and seventies and make sure nothing matches. Especially the materials!